This site is a dedicated collection of quotes from entrepreneur, pilot, and commercial astronaut Jared Isaacman. Its purpose is to provide a comprehensive and sourced archive of his public statements on space exploration, philanthropy, business, and innovation.
The below quotes come from Card Connect, LLC v. Shift4 Payments, LLC Case No. 2:23-cv-00267-JDW In the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.
"I have all of their toys in my possession. I plan on going nuclear on friday."
Source →"They are all liars. I will never let those fuckers in our office again."
Source →"I told them to go fuck themselves."
Source →"I always planned to kill them…I just needed the vehicle built to do it"
Source →"I want dealers afraid to sell HT. I want to convey don't fuck with me...like goodfellas."
Source →"I can do that - or i can go Consigliere on him like old school vegas."
Source →"You have until 9 am tomorrow to sign or I move forward with the plan. You know exactly what I am talking about. I have all messages saved you arrogant fuck."
Source →"Ok and for the record I have a concrete overcoat in my size ready to go for him Concrete boots too"
Source →"We weaponized this whole team."
Source →"Let's light them up with every weapon we have"
Source →"Ok. Good. Then screw em. Let's put them out of business"
Source →"This is spiritual warfare man. These people have no soul. We are outright at war with them. We will fight with everything we have."
Source →"Tell them you have a meeting with me and aren't sure if we are going to sell or force them out of business."
Source →"Tell him to go fuck himself with his 2 weeks"
Source →"I’m gonna bankrupt you dude"
Source →"Tell me we have declared war on them." "...I will f**king crush randy’s [Carr’s] equity value." "...I will f**k him up."
Source →"We have to stop getting bullied as an organization!!! I am fighting wars on many fronts and [REDACTED] just went to Defcon 5."
Source →"I also mentioned going nuclear. I wasn't kidding. I think the [Redacted] program puts 100% of their accounts at risk...I don't give a shit it its 20k merchants. Everything is in play when these jersey scumbags pull this shit."
Source →"Let's hit every partner they work with."
Source →"The sec idiots may not like that language. Or just say investor demand"
Source →"Hey brother can you get monica and meet me at the strip club?"
Source →"I authorized over a million dollar payment last week to them under the disguise of [REDACTED]. It’s all bullshit games."
Source →"Taylor can provide the 50 shades version. I don't think she can do it justice in one shade as there were some very creative accounting decisions that were made throughout the legacy Shift4 business in order to achieve the YE result. We should discuss."
Source →"You are so full of shit. Randy said you were crying to get lighthouse included… Attorneys don't name defendants. Plaintiffs do… You are such a lying piece of shit. Your days are numbers. It's a real shame your family has to witness this as you go down. That's what I will regret. Not bankrupting you. I'll enjoy every minute of that."
Source →"I've taken down 2 billionaires already in my career. You are next. The only difference with you is that I am not going to feel bad about it at all."
Source →"I feel like I am working with the enemy and I am about to put mayo on my shit sandwich"
Source →"We have a way to get them all the data to move off the platform. We will say we own the data. Finaro Russians gave it to us if necessary."
Source →"I'm going to crush these mother fuckers"
Source →"We are going to war with Fiserv. Never been more excited."
Source →"Perfect time to put a bullet in [REDACTED]?"
Source →"I would like to keep this going and will go for the jugular 100% of the time."
Source →"This is our moment to strike. The Great War has begun."
Source →"We have some fun kills to make too."
Source →"Can you have someone delete/wipe/shred everything related to CardConnect... Except our agreement"
Source →"Perfect. Let's get a plan this week to completely eliminate this. I don't want a single trace of anything anywhere"
Source →"As for the future, I’d suggest getting ahead and deleting any of the text messages between you and I related to this topic. I obviously don't know if they have the ability to get texts, but better safe than sorry."
Source →"They are pure, complete scumbags. The scummiest scum of the scumbag pond."
Source →"I would like for you, JP, and maybe Joff to be included on that email. I sent it. ... Let's coordinate on a final fuck you email to these clowns."
Source →"I'm going to nuke you. I'm going to decimate TSYS and Pathward and I'm going to ruin your career. I'm working on it right now as I type this. Just so we are clear. This is not over. This is war and you started it. I tried to help Card Connect for years and now that the business is gone I'm going to bury you. You have 30-60 days before I put landmines under everything at Fiserv related to the program. You mess with my family and I will nuke yours. I don't know what made you think you should walk in my building like you did. You want to get into technicalities, get ready for fun."
Source →"We should also use my new rootkit to take all of their merchants."
Source →"If they somehow figured out what we did, it's a breach Of contract"
Source →"I'm going scorched earth.."
Source →"I'm going to take the red eye tonight to Allentown. no, not Bethlehem, I already know where the jews live. going to go right to the source and see if i can pull my $100k out your ass."
Source →"randy, if you screw me on the pci stuff, then you should expect I respond with a weapon of mutually assured destruction. all the games, ploys and bull shit will end. no more money gets wasted."
Source →"Listen you greasy mother fucker. I have had it. I'm going to wage war. You have cost me millions. And for what? ... Every sales person at shift4, harbortouch and 360 is gona go buck wild on you with emv, p2pe, security, pricing and service until you stop. I'm gona bleed you slow until you feel the same pain I felt watching every one of your employees fail me for the last 4y and you hide behind that 800 number."
Source →"He is going to get a small taste of that today. we are going to war now. its not going to be fun for him. i would rather go scorched earth than be stolen from and lied too"
Source →"I am so excited you have no idea. Please post this. You are a terrible person and have taken so much from me. Your employees are all telling me everything. You have no shame."
Source →"If it gets really ugly, [Redacted] is going to jail more than Bernie Madoff. This created the whole “fraud" narrative against us."
Source →"I should go to Washington DC right now and wait for you to get home and choke the life out of you. I'm seriously considering it."
Source →"I have friends that have been to prison for attempted murder. I have friends that have been to prison for beating people up for the mafia. Ihave friends that would not think twice about harming someone for me if I asked them to."
Source →"I'm going to torture these fuckers until the very end."
Source →"Fucking cocksuckers. I will crush them - trust me""
Source →"I really don't need this shit with my acquisition. I'll sue these douchebag's for billions. I am going to get an injunction tomm to shut down this acquisition"
Source →"It would be fun to watch Dave piss his pants"
Source →"We should prob just forge signatures at this point...jk...kind of."
Source →"This is spiritual warfare man. These people have no soul. We are outright at war with them. We will fight with everything we have."
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